We salute Steven Seagal. His recent film output, not content with recycling the old plot and set-ups from them, goes one stage further and just borrows the titles too. Out For A Kill? Merecenary For Justice? It's shamelessness is nothing short of admirable.

To help Mr Seagal plan his next moves, may we suggest the following...? 

Half Past Justice
One Man. One Secret. One pizza delivery running late.

Under Siege 3: Urban Fury
Terrorists take control of mobile library bus, but unbeknown to them an ex-Navy seal is trying to return 'Fly Fishing' by J. R. Hartley

The Artichoke Movie
Gordan Ramsay invites retired pastry cook Casey Ryback on Hell's Kitchen, and then compounds his mistake by swearing at him.

Killed By Wounds
His rules. Made up by him, and nobody else.

Executive Parking
Kurt Russell and Seagal join forces once more, but this time it's Kurt who's character dies before the action starts.

The Shimmery Man
Two good cops. One bad script. Three dollars splashed on production.

Death Down Below
Matt is an elite ex-cop whose life has gone downhill since he took to wearing overly tight underwear

Out For Lunch
Out for revenge. Out for a walk. Out for Lunch.

Dead On Deadly Ground
Michael Caine is cast as the bother of a dead oil tycoon with a poorly fitting toupee, and the best friend of George W. Bush.

Hard To Pistol Whip
Whoever sent him up is definitely going down.

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