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Superman...no more?

Martin Anderson


Why has the world said 'No more Mr Nice Guy'...? And could DC be reading the signs wrong as to whether a new Supes movie could fly...?

Published on Sep 15, 2009

Yesterday the new head of DC Entertainment, Diane Nelson spoke to MTV on the future of the cinematic Superman franchise; it was less of an ill-omen and more of a death-knell for the Man Of Steel.

"We actually don't have any current plans for Superman," said Nelson, when asked if recent developments made a sequel or second re-boot (after 2006's semi-dud Superman Returns) likely.

Warner Bros/DC have been trying to make sense of what happened with Superman Returns for nearly three years, and it seems they've tossed their notes away in frustration and gone out to think about other things for a while.

Such as the years they spent paying Joss Whedon, the doyenne of strong female characters, to write a movie about Wonder Woman, another relentlessly unconflicted hero, only to find that they couldn't believe the script would fly. Or that such a beatific character would work at all in these dark and conflicted days. Not for all the ass-kicking in the world.

But Wonder Woman has never even been seriously tried on the big screen, and certainly never proved the smash that Superman was. I believe that DC are mistaking happenstance for zeitgeist...

Bryan Singer's Superman movie was neither exactly a sequel nor a reboot, in practical terms, though it was nominally a sequel to 1980's Superman II, politely skipping over the increasingly under-budgeted and ludicrous sequels that followed throughout the 1980s. I've already given my opinion on Singer's movie and also on last year's news that DC would turn a new Superman movie 'dark' in the wake of the block-busting The Dark Knight.

I said then that if you need Superman depressed, you're sick, even if 'sick' really does sell these days. DC's panic to do something desperate with a badly re-launched franchise confuses the issue of whether Superman is still a potential cinematic draw, binding it up with the quality of Superman Returns and the decisions that Bryan Singer made.

It could be that we are still willing not only to believe a man can fly, but to love that man again, not in spite of the schizoid state of our culture right now, but because of it. Yet apparently we think he's too goody-two shoes to fit into the tortured quandaries of the Marvel & Batman-defined movie superhero universe.

Fact is that Superman Returns itself was tepid, more imitative than reverential and in certain areas poorly (and unpopularly) cast. We can't blame the actor, but Brandon Routh's Superman was a dope, exhibiting the kind of muscle-bound shyness that made David Boreanaz such a heart-throb as Angel, but which was entirely unsuitable for the character.

Routh's Supie was an apology for years of being smug, powerful and inherently sexist (however noble). He managed to make having the best super-powers in comic-stripdom look peculiarly dull and pedestrian, and even the shamefully little-credited use of John Williams' classic score only served to remind us of back when life in Metropolis was exciting and sexy (that would be 1978-1980).

I don't believe in my heart that this means we have had enough of Superman - but perhaps we've had enough of that Superman.

Certainly we can't take the notion of this utterly angelic super-being without a pinch of salt; he has moral standards that were considered overkill even in the late seventies, never mind in this far more cynical age. Director Richard Donner was winking with us at how silly the character ought to be all through the 1978 blockbuster, without ever losing respect for the legend.

There's no Earthly reason why the same dynamic of naiveté vs. urbane culture couldn't be a smash hit again now. 

During the 'dark Superman' discussions of 2008, our own Seb Patrick suggested that if Superman is not a viable big-screen character, then heroes of any kind are not viable either, thus ending a story-telling template that goes back 3-4 thousand years.

One director, in an extra that I viewed recently on a DVD, presaged his forthcoming film with the sexy tag-line 'Don't forget, this won't be about good guys versus bad guys - it'll be about bad guys versus evil guys!'. And he smiled in anticipation...

Does sound good, doesn't it?

The film he was talking about was Chronicles Of Riddick.

It's about the script, dummies. Amongst other things. Don't shoot (or attempt to shoot at) Superman for the mistakes Bryan Singer made. If you ask kids now if they'd be interested in a new Superman movie, pretty much all of them will be old enough to half-remember dozing through Superman Returns, and will consequently tell you that the character is a yawn. And for them, the Donner/Lester movies were made about the same time as Battleship Potemkin.

Yet as Seb pointed out, Superman comics still sell in cosmically impressive numbers - the kind of numbers that make persisting with a cinematic franchise re-boot a no-brainer.

When considering whether only a 'dark' Superman will do for the jaded teenagers of today, it might be worth remembering that Christopher Reeve's impressive two-part debut in the role took place in an era of post-Watergate cynicism. In the 1970s, for Christ's sake!

With war and economic strife everywhere, and a pervasive mood of cynicism threading cinema releases (yes, even after Star Wars), the public was ready and willing to believe that a man could fly. Ready even to get out and push to make it happen. We must surely be at least as ready, if not far more.

 

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Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By AndyBee 1 September 16, 2009 08:14:18 AM

If you are looking for a Superman with vulnerability, having a kid is a pretty big one... Superman IS as dull as dishwater though. The only Superman scene I'm interested in seeing is Batman donning a Kryptonite suit on and smashing the crap out of the Goody-two-shoes Extraterrestrial

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By matimage 1 September 16, 2009 08:58:45 AM

Base it on All-Star Superman. Job done.

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By CampbellSoup 1 September 16, 2009 10:13:13 AM

I wonder if they'd have gotten away with making it all slapstick like Richard Lester did. Could you imagine that whole opening scene from Superman III happening in a modern superhero movie? Well, maybe in Fantastic Four.

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By cbrigden 1 September 16, 2009 10:15:52 AM

I think an actual proper exploration into how lonely - and exploited - he must feel would be interesting, but I think that today is certainly a relevant time for a figure like Superman, as a symbol and an important myth.

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By Nocturne 1 September 16, 2009 10:22:34 AM

The slate really needs to be wiped clean for Superman now. The character still works and nostalgia aside the first 2 Reeve movies are still incredible bits of entertainment. The character doesn't need to get darker, just the world he inhabits. I personally don't want to see Superman punch someone's head off. The DC:AU have been doing Superman brilliantly for years. Can't wait for Superman:Batman - Public Enemies this month.

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By hristinho18 1 September 16, 2009 11:10:51 AM

People still dont get Supes- for many he's either too perfect to be of any interest, or underwhelming in his use of his abilities. He is not a hero for what he COULD do, but for what he chooses NOT to do. The amazing this is not that our sun makes him a God, but that his moral code, developed at the humble Kent Farm, overrides his 'destiny' to rule our planet as a God. II guess its just no longer cool to be a slouchy geek in specs by choice, and a boy scout in blue and red by trade- especially next to a billionaire playboy ninja with more gadgets than James Bond...

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By Holmes 1 September 16, 2009 03:29:32 PM

The Singer movie failed for me because it was *boring*. How many times do we need to see Luthor incapacitate Supes with kryptonite? *Yawn*. Give him a villain he can actually throw down with and flex his muscles, put that CGI budget to good use. It doesn't have to be a *dark* film - Supes can kick a little ass and still be a boyscout in the end.

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By DavidFullam 1 September 16, 2009 04:47:48 PM

I'd rather have no Superman than Dark Superman anyday.

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By charleydeppner 1 September 16, 2009 05:03:59 PM

Somebody should read Marvel's Supreme Power ( http://www.amazon.com/Supreme-Power-Vol-Michael-Straczynski/dp/078511369X ) which is a pretty awesome "lift"/reworking of the JLA, inc. a "Superman origin" by J. Michael Straczynski.

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By ds_grandy 1 September 16, 2009 05:25:48 PM

The problem with Superman is that he is TOO super. The only thing that he can't defeat is Kryptonite, which means every movie has to have the villain use it and we have to bite our fingernails to wonder how he is gonna get out of this one. They need to give it a rest (perhaps another 10 years)and then really really reboot it. Purists will hate it but we need to re-write his origins just a little. Sure lets have him fly, lets make him strong but also a little more vulnerable. How about giving him the strength of 10 men instead of a million. Just a thought.

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By ds_grandy 1 September 17, 2009 12:33:04 AM

Ooops. Actually after entering my opinion I then caught your "8 reasons for a 1930's Superman" and basically what I just said above, you nailed it right on in reason #5.

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By mugwump 1 September 17, 2009 06:09:22 AM

The problem with Superman is he's all about Americana, and the world's not interested in Americana anymore...

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By becasmar 1 September 17, 2009 06:17:46 AM

loose those retarded shoes they had in Superman Returns. they just did it for me... Yay David Boreanaz!

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By Discrespective 1 September 17, 2009 08:00:08 AM

... And I was gonna write a twelve page bitch about this but damn ! Dude ! Hristianho 18 has said it all ! Superman is not a hero for what he could do but for what he chooses not to do ! That's how they should do the next Superman movie ! Make it a retread on first one with Lex Luthor buying up worthless pieces of land around world like he did in California, in Richard Donner movie but instead of Superman stopping Lex Luthor from turning them into beach front property have instead Lex Luthor try and trick Superman into making them beach front property ! Have him make that speech Hristianho 18 his reason why he won't do it, and why he would allow millions to die if it means that he'll save billions ! Then have him spin the world around like they did in end of first one so none of this shit had to happen ...

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By scottm4321 1 September 18, 2009 12:32:54 AM

Maybe Nicolas Cage had the right idea to begin with?

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By R-type 1 September 18, 2009 04:24:26 PM

Matimage was right. All Star Superman: The Movie, would be incredible. The character just needs to be actually challenged. Throw in a heavyweight hitter, not this Man Vs Superman thing with lex, who for some reason has just become a smart businessman instead of the crazy evil inventor of red lasers and killer weapons that he was. Throw in Doomsday or something, someone who can take a hit and have a decent fight for once, an actual challenge for supes.

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By zabulus 1 September 21, 2009 03:34:22 PM

doomsday wud be brilliant as the baddy and i quite like the idea of him struggling with the pressure of being humanity's saviour but for the love of god no more lex luthor

Re: Superman...no more?
Posted By Codgin 1 September 22, 2009 09:19:07 PM

YES do Doomsday but do it as a trilogy, imagine how epic it would be to see the man of steel at the end of movie showdown with something that is truly unstoppable, so much so he had to throw down his whole life, genius! The second film they could focus on a world without Superman, its risky, but hell if they had the balls to do that I'm sure it'd be a success, then the big return for the third. And wasn't it Lex who made Doomsday
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