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Top five Christopher Walken monologues

Matthew Strickland


Hell hath no fury like Christopher Walken's mannered, yet implicitly sinister, delivery of lines...

Published on May 13, 2009

1. The 'Watch' speech from Pulp Fiction
The speech that no matter how many times you see it, no matter how many times you’ve heard your lame friends quote it, no matter how many awful comedians you’ve heard do their cliché Walken impersonation, you will still stop channel surfing to listen to Walken retell the tale of the infamous watch and all the glorious human canals it has frequented. It seemed as though Tarantino’s mannered dialogue and Christopher Walken’s mannered delivery were destined to join together like Voltron and lay the smack down on the ears of movie fans everywhere.

2. The 'Lion' speech from Poolhall Junkies
Howard Hawks was once asked what makes a great movie. He responded by saying “three good scenes, no bad scenes.” Now Poolhall Junkies has a few really bad scenes, but it has a few priceless ones too. Not the least of which is Christopher Walken’s half time pep talk to Mars Callahan’s pool shark, playing for (what else) his pride, revenge, and a whole lot of cash. Anytime you hear Christopher Walken start a sentence off with, “Do you ever watch those nature shows on the cable…” you know you’re in for a treat.

3. The 'Welcome to Hell' speech from The Rundown
The Rundown was the start of what I thought was going to be a tremendous action movie carreer for The Rock. He has since done a good job of not being typecast as an action star, but instead he’s filling nicely into the role of the 'Hey, I’m a tough guy, but I can also act terribly in formulaic family comedies! Yay!' guy.

The Rundown holds up as an exciting well-acted movie when things blow up. It is one more in the ever growing rogues gallery of Christopher Walken villains, and he slides into the role like a pair of well worn leather chaps. When The Rock’s hero first shows up in the jungle he must contend with Walken’s gold miner, Hatcher. Hatcher then proceeds to learn him a few things about that old saying that we all know from our youth, “One man’s exploitation of slave labor is another man’s golden tooth.”

4. The 'Lying' speech from True Romance
This scene, another written by Tarantino, has become legend and well deserved. The scene is so good it is a disservice to the rest of the movie, which seems lame by comparison. Walken’s monologue about lying, liars, and how to spot them is often overshadowed by Dennis Hopper’s powerhouse 'Sicilian Speech', but before he delivers his, Walken looks like he is going to steal the scene and the movie with his game of ‘show and tell'.

5. The 'Artist' speech from Man On Fire
The revenge genre of film is one that is usually very manipulative and off-putting. Most of them usually set up situations where the bad buys commit crimes so heinous that it frees the 'good guys' up to be as sadistic and violent as they want without losing the sympathy of the audience. Man On Fire is just such a movie, because crimes against children are the most egregious, Denzel can become quite savage, and the film becomes very bleak and harsh.

The one bright spot in the film, as he is with most films, is Christopher Walken who comes in playing a former colleague of Denzel’s. Once little Dakota Fanning is kidnapped and Zel starts his rampage, all bets are off, and Christopher Walken delivers the best bit of dialogue in the movie, comparing Washington to an artist about to “paint his masterpiece".


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Re: Top five Christopher Walken monologues
Posted By MLeader 1 May 13, 2009 09:40:58 AM

Good list! Got to love the watch scene in Pulp Fiction. But what about his pre-fame appearance in Annie Hall? Quite a haunting, hilarious mini-monologue: Duane: Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist,I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline. Alvy Singer: Right. Well, I have to - I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth. Classic - here's the 'tube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGPcSd7DDLk

Re: Top five Christopher Walken monologues
Posted By MLeader 1 May 13, 2009 09:41:33 AM

Gosh! I didn't realise it goes through as textual mincemeat. Sorry for that.

Re: Top five Christopher Walken monologues
Posted By twosheds 1 May 13, 2009 10:18:26 AM

Sorry Michael. A fix is coming, we hear. HTML tags needed in the meantime.

Re: Top five Christopher Walken monologues
Posted By DuncanMonkey 1 May 13, 2009 02:23:29 PM

As a man who spent his formative days impersonating Walken at every drunken oppportunity, I have to give you a mild slap on the wrist for not including this speech from The Prophecy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B82tuNuICTc or any of his speeches from 'Things to do in Denver'. Nice to see some Walken love though!

Re: Top five Christopher Walken monologues
Posted By badfox1 1 May 14, 2009 06:44:51 AM

I love the way he says "Up his ass"

Re: Top five Christopher Walken monologues
Posted By James-Clayton 1 May 14, 2009 04:09:00 PM

Nice feature! Walken is truly the Monologue Master - I'd also give honourable mention to the Two Little Mice and a Bucket of Cream tale from Catch Me If You Can.

Christopher Walken sighting...
Posted By Geekette 1 May 15, 2009 06:41:09 AM

If you haven't seen it yet, The Prophesy airs on SCI FI in the UK on Sunday the 17th at 10:50pm.

Re: Top five Christopher Walken monologues
Posted By Soupie 1 May 16, 2009 12:23:41 PM

Thanks for the heads up on that , the SciFi channels are constantly on here and although I have seen it, it is a movie to be watched more than once.

Re: Top five Christopher Walken monologues
Posted By sgs8r 1 May 18, 2009 01:49:25 PM

Great list! These would all be on my desert-island DVD. I love the way Walken monologues typically start off calm and reasoned, then, without warning, veer off the tracks ("So he hid it, the only place he could...up his ass..."). Give the writers credit, but with Walken, they're playing a Stradivarius. I could listen to him read the phone book...

Don't forget Walken in Mousehunt!
Posted By kambei 1 September 5, 2009 02:21:26 AM

Caesar the exterminator, in a Walken cadence: "You have to get inside their mind. You have to know what they want, need. You have to think... like a mouse!"

Re: Top five Christopher Walken monologues
Posted By firegal 1 September 23, 2009 08:41:16 AM

What about the amazing monologue about his father from The Comfort of Strangers?
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