Obsessive site Of The Day: Spam hailku

And now for something completely different... we give you Spam Haiku. Over 19,000(!) entries of poetic spamification such as:

disposable meat
unlikely recycled treat
pink brick of pork teat
                    --Deependr

SPAM glistens pinkly;
Cat taps it with wary paw
To see if it's dead.
                    --Anonymous

And if you're finding the claim of numbers of tinned meat product literary liturgies hard to swallow, we'll start you at the last of seven years of entries, numbers 19601-19700.

http://mit.edu/jync/www/spam/19601-19700.html