We’ve written about an abundance of stuff over the time we’ve been doing Den Of Geek, but there are some headlines we’re absolutely sure will never see the light of day. Or will they…?

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Police Academy 8 smashes opening weekend records

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Saw 6 reviews herald original ideas and thinking

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Freddie Prinze Jr tops fan poll for new Spider-man

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Fans demand Brett Ratner for new Superman film

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Straight-to-DVD Goonies 2 “better than the first”

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Bonnie Langford voted best ever Doctor Who assistant

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The Mummy Returns wins Best Special Effects Ever poll

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New Rush Hour sequels to be shot back to back

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Sex and the City stars’ joy at multiple acting Oscar nods

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“I’m finished fucking around with Star Wars” says Lucas

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Stallone: “I’m too old to play Rambo”

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Waterworld sequel gets greenlight

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James Cameron attached to new adaptation of Pride & Prejudice

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Christopher Nolan sacked from The Dark Knight sequel. Fans demand Joel Schumacher

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BFI announce Cuba Gooding Jr season

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McG’s Terminator: Salvation “best in franchise”

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Good Burger Criterion Collection DVD announced

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Studios confirm all Blu-ray extras “to be in 1080p”

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Lost finale ties up loose ends

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24 shock: Jack Bauer “to die mid-season”

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