It features such cinematic treats as a midget marrying a giant, grenade juggling and a man cleaning manure off himself with a goose, it also switches frequently between Romani, Bulgarian and Serbian

The FX and ambient music are absolutely spot on...This is the best re-creation of the totally unnerving motion tracker beep I've heard so far, and finally we have the uniquely cool Pulse Rifle bark reproduced perfectly.

Sadly, this was in the mid 1990s, when lots of Internet traffic was a trickle by today's standards, about the equivalent of lots of people walking to the corner shop at once to buy the same jazz mag.

Perhaps Scott has been away from science-fiction too long - it seemed to engage him as no other genre did...