But then, crucially, he seems to have no aspirations to be a celebrity, and what use is that on a prime time reality show? He had to go

Blake and Avon wear anoraks, thereby cementing Blake's 7's geek credentials

I’ve been on the London underground, and if I walked out into the station to see people in such clobber, my first impression would be that I’d be in the midst of a terror alert, rather than about to be sold a bar of miserable-looking soap

Want wraps that look like they’ve just dropped out of a dog’s bottom? Then Ignition was the team to call