It leaves the likelihood of a return to the originals, at least in terms of quality and tone, roughly equal to that of finding a four leafed clover growing betwixt the arse cheeks of a passing Leprechaun

It seems as though there's a big scrap on this year for who can spend the most money on turning out the crappiest film

The original Terminator, its strongest asset was the relentless threat that just a single Terminator could present. Yet in Terminator Salvation the world is overrun by them, but somehow the situation never feels as desperate and urgent as it should

The fans write letters, flood forums and march on studios, while the execs peer out of their windows and wonder where all these people were on Friday nights