I actually forgot what I was watching part-way through this, so I've had to refer to the conversation I was having with Martin over MSN at the time. Edited for errors and irrelevant comments about pizza.

Jenny says:
Crumbs, something has happened in this film

Jenny says:
"It looked like a hand, I swear!”

Jenny says:
This film is so dark that it should be a radio show

Jenny says:
Cause I can't see bugger all

Jenny says:
WOW THEY'RE RUNNING

Martin says:
Running zombies?

Jenny says:
I can't see

Jenny says:
LOL, zombies are breaking into a car

Jenny says:
they're all wearing 1930s hats

Jenny says:
"What are you doing out at night? I warned you!"

Jenny says:
"It's Emma, I think she's with the one called Barry"

Jenny says:
"We're all going to die aren't we?"

Jenny says:
"You open that door, you will die"

Jenny says:
"OPEN THAT FUCKING DOOR"

Jenny says:
This is directly from the script.

Jenny says:
"NO NO NO" (Bang)

Jenny says:
"Get out of here" (scream) (bang)

Jenny says:
"Come on Mr Hanks"

Jenny says:
"Shit!"

Jenny says:
"Son...of...a...bitch!"

Jenny says:
"GO GO GO!"

Jenny says:
"Come on!"

Jenny says:
"Godammit!"

Jenny says:
(noise like zombies)

Jenny says:
(clearly slowed-down pig)

Jenny says:
"Why are they stopping?"

Jenny says:
"You come up here, I'll kill you, I'll kill all of you, I mean it!" (bang)

Jenny says:
("grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr")

Jenny says:
"As you sow so shall you reap" (grrrrrrrrrrrrr)

Jenny says:
"Hanks? Is that you?"

Jenny says:
(bang)(bang)(more pigs)

Jenny says:
(man screaming)

Jenny says:
(sound of man being bludgeoned)

Jenny says:
Lots of blood

Jenny says:
(sobbing)

Jenny says:
"She hasn't had anyone to play with in a very long time"

Jenny says:
"OH GOD!"

Jenny says:
(sobbing)

Martin says:
Is that you crying?

Martin says:
I'm sorry I will try and find better films

Jenny says:
That's the end of that

Jenny says:
What a load of zombies

Jenny says:
Director: "We can show a lot of gore, which is disgusting, or we can show little, which is shocking and different".

Martin says:
Haha he wants it all ways for his $37 budget

Jenny says:
Ugh, marshmellow and meat, with ketchup and syrup

Jenny says:
So that the kids could eat it

Martin says:
Yuch

Jenny says:
Waste of time, you couldn't see it anyway

Zombies is released on 21st July